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The Bullseye/Crab Trap ride to Palemetto... the food was delish!!
A bullseye ride is ...riding with a bullseye on your bike, and whoever gets a bug closest to the center...WINS!
Isn't that just the greatest idea! We need more cool contests/rides like this guys! Put yer thinkin' caps on!
However, noone even saw a bug...so noone had one in their bullseye...study the photo above closely and you'll see why.
The prize of free lunch went to Ed Jenkins for a job well done as sweep rider. Thanks again Eddie!!!

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The Sunset Beach Memorial Service in honor of our Anthony Scocco 1960-2004.
A beautiful evening service was performed at Sunset Beach by Pastor Ken Link (Pat Scocco shown far right).

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Memorial Day Ride to Bushnell. 21 Cannon Salute.


Governor Jeb Bush speaks during
the Memorial Day celebration.


Bushnell National Cemetary, honoring our lost service men and women.


Many bikers ride out to show support,
and honor our Veterans.

The following photos are of our fellow
NPR Monkeys enjoying the Monkey Island Ride in Homosassa.
John Connors, RC



The riders observe their native habitat.


Using their opposable thumbs
the group enjoys lunch, riverside.


It's a deep, emotional moment as a mankind confronts a relative after many years of evolution...and found that things haven't changed very much.

The group discusses Quantum Physics, the meaning of life, and why buffalo wings taste like chicken...after the fun ride to Homosassa.

Have you seen these people? America's Most Wanted, maybe?
Nah, It appears this group had a terrific ride to Cafe 476 (duh, what clued me?), where they successfully eluded local law enforcement.
Notice the two in the back, either they're displaying their age, IQ, or trying to make peace with the back of John's coconut.




Special thanks to saucy Debbie Roberts for the photos!

The ride to Rainbow Springs, and Harry's Seafood Bar & Grille Restaurant was a great fun! Perfect weather all the way!
Hey guys! How do you like the rainbow with your photos, eh?

Top Left: The gang posing their pretty coconuts in front of the Rainbow Springs painted horse.

Top Right: They even had special parking for bikes! We ARE special.

Middle Left: The gang arrives.

Middle Right: Hey Al! What's with you and the horses, anyway?!

Lower left: One of the many pretty sites at the park.

Bottom Center: Pam, Terry and Ken take a break in front of the waterfall. A sign reminds us that no vehicles are allowed, so John couldn't do wheelies through the park.

Bottom Right: The gang at Harry's Seafood Bar and Grille. Note the inset photo enlargement sent by Guppie...Ken really is an alien.

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Special thanks to Pat Connors, and Al Fusco for the photos!

The Solomon's Castle Ride on Sunday, May 16th, was a huge success! 18 happy riders and passengers had great time on this 220 mile round trip. A little rain on the way back didn't hamper the fun had by all!

Top Left: The gang posing in front of the castle.

Top Right: What tha'??! Okay, the caption chosen for this was "Al's New Iron Horse." However, I couldn've really had some fun with this one! Count your lucky stars, Al! *wink*

Center and mid-left: Views of the unique "Boat in the Moat" restaurant, where I hear the Meatloaf is "to die for".

Lower Left: Solomon's Pet...or where they throw folks that ride in on foreign bikes.

Above the gator is a small photo of one of the many pretty trails in the park.

Lower Right 4-panels: A 360 of everyone relaxing, chatting, and just having a good time!

John Connors RC'd this trip. Great choice, John!

 


Anna Maria-Sarasota St. Armand Circle Shopping Ride.
NPR H.O.G. Chapter Members all with a HUGE bear behind.
heh, heh.

 


Left to Right: Frank, Cliff, Bill, Darcie and Gary
enjoying good company, great cakes, and a spectacular view from the Cafe on the Beach, Anna Maria Island on Holmes Beach.

 



Diane and Bob Harris catch some sun,
and strike a pose, at the Anna Maria Pier
on Holmes Beach.


Ken, Anna, Diana taking a breather after the all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast on Holmes Beach.

 

Aren't they just the cutest?
Pat and John Connors let their cake
settle while taking in the view.

Guppy loves his cakes!

Leesburg Bike Fest Ride.
NPR H.O.G. Chapter Members all with a BIG bear behind.



Linda Roberts and Hubby take a ride in the H-D Hot Air Balloon in Alabama. Linda, e-mail me more details on this!

Angelus House Poker Run Photos.

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Ride to Jim's Harley-Davidson Anniversary party.
NPR H.O.G. Chapter Members with a bear behind.

 


Nancy adjusting Larry's intercranial remote control device before Jim's H-D Anniversary Party.

 



You don't have to be a
Rocket Scientist to know that
our Director is trying to make up
for some sort of bad behavior.
Debs shows her love.


Lunch at the Upper Deck Restaurant.
Top photo-Gary examines ceiling tiles, while Susan Fucci demonstrates posing for a Glamour Shot, the rest of the group either socializes, or hides from the pavoratzi. Lower photos-Sponge Bob demonstrates how he pays for his tips with a lapdance, using Susan as a prop.

 

At the Upper Deck Restaurant
Members, after the ride, demonstrating how hard it is to straighten your legs out of the riding position.

Joe Marshall and Ken Roberts, Road Captains, speak on the perks, joys, and total rapture of becoming a Road Captain.
A FREE oil change for doing something you do on a regular basis? Yeah! Great deal! Ladies you can do it too! E-mail them today!
Joe Marshall or Ken Roberts

Stumpknockers...A NPR H.O.G. First Chapter Ride Record!
John Connors led a record-breaking ride to Stumpknocker's on Sunday, March 21st. A whopping 20 bikes and 29 happy hog riders. See what fun you're missing if you don't ride with us?!

3/17 ride to the Shamrock.
I heard that Frank made a 360 in the parking lot looking for a Leprechaun, but who really needs a pot of gold when you're rich with friends?

LOH ride to Skyline Chili.
Aren't they pretty?
Compliments to Larry Marble, Master Photographer!

 

April NPR H.O.G Chapter Meeting Highlights

Joe gets it!

Top left: Joe is the proud recipient of the April Director's "Golden Plug" Award. Joe received this award for the most Gra phic Officer's Presentation, yes, you had to be there to understand (this is a family-oriented website...ahem)!

Top right: Ken Roberts is the first honored recipient of the Immunity HOG. This award is given to a Chapter member that has performed an outstanding achievement, whether it be for a single good deed, or for doing notable work for the community. This award grants the holder immunity from the Director's Award (making it priceless), or any form of abuse from the Chapter, for a period of 2 months. The Immunity HOG must be awarded, by the current holder, to a different member earning outstanding recognition during the next Chapter meeting. Ken earned the Immunity HOG for his hard work, dedication, and contributions towards to the great success of the Angelus House Poker Run! Thank you, Ken, for representing our Chapter so well!

Bottom Left: Larry gives Moe a lift to reach the microphone...or rather, that was the clean version that Larry wanted me to put here. Ahem. Okay, use your imagination for that caption.

Bottom Right: Member goes incognito.

SO, You weren't at the meeting, eh?
Hey, we miss you, but it really is your loss! You're missing a heck of a lot of fun! So don't miss next month's meeting! Mark your calendars now! Wednesday, May 26!

5-Bridges Poker Run
Beautiful day, great friends, good food & lots of laughter, what more can you ask for? Okay, a couple a million bucks, a V-Rod, a monkey to do my laundry...and...a new quick-release fork for Larry.

Ride to the Yalaha Bakery
Yet another NEW NPR H.O.G. Chapter Ride Record!!
Frank Fucci led a new Chapter record of 23 Anti-Atkins Carboholics
to the delectable Yalaha Bakery on Sunday.

The tires were lower, but everyone made it back safely... luckily no one received a ticket for (R.U.I.S.) - Riding Under the Influence of Sugar.

I listened Gary Williams regale me with tales of sweet chocolate, delectable cakes, puff pastries...etc.
So, I couldn't go...at least I can still zip MY jeans you guys, ahem!

See what happens when you guys don't give me captions for photos?! Ha!

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Angelus House Poker Run Photos.

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